Lorne Quotes

  • "The garden hue and the horns have kept me out of some key public performances. Just once I'd love to ring in a Lakers game with our national anthem. Is that so much to ask?"
    Season 2
  • "I think your friend should reconsider the name, "Harmony"
    Season 2
  • "I really can't divulge to you what I read in another being. But I can tell you what I overheard in the men's restroom"
    Season 2
  • "If this about the baby formula I snagged from the fridge last night, sorry. I was feeling a little peckish, and it was that or a glass of pig's blood. And by the way, baby formula and kahlua, not as bad as it sounds"
    Season 3
  • "Oh, why, yes, Angel. My horn should grow back in a couple of days. So kind of you to be concerned"
    Season 3
  • "I'm pickin' up some hard-cord woo-woo vibes in the room. This ain't medical, kids. It's mystical"
    Season 3
  • "Yeah, you are in a bad place, aren't you, doll? You thought you could outrun them. And maybe you were free, but those old monsters hunted you down. I know why you're running away, Fred. And you know what your problem is?"
    Season 3
  • "You been sneakin' peeks at my Streisand collection again, kiddo?"
    Season 4
  • "Nothing like a homicidal maniac to put a damper on an impromptu spiritual gathering"
    Season 4
  • "Has Cordy been a bad, bad girl?"
    Season 4
  • "Well put me on the short bus and send me off to clueless school. A mystical pregnancy right under my beak and not even a tingle"
    Season 4
  • "The evil ones can't pull it off. It gets camp"
    Season 4
  • "And speaking of sense, have you gone on a permanent sabbatical from yours? Tell me you did not shoot that girl full of junk and then feed her to Angelus?"
    Season 4
  • "Good night, folks"
    Season 5
  • "One last job. You're not part of the solution, Lindsey. You never will be"
    Season 5
  • "Hey, Angel I, I'll do this last thing for you, for us...but then I'm out, and you won't find me in the alley afterwards. Hell, you won't find me at all. Do me a favour. Don't try"
    Season 5

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