- "I hate failure when there's no one else to blame it on"
- "Well, boo-hoo, let me wipe away the tears with my plastic hand!"
- "Because the only person I've talked to about it, Lilah, is you! Always in my office which is swept for bugs three times a day! (yelling) I've never discussed stealing the money in public!"
- "You kill me? A flunky?! I'm not just...Angel...kills me. You...Angel..."
- "Everybody goes on about your soul. Vampire with a soul. Nobody ever mentions the fact that you're really a vampire with big brass testes. This is gonna be a circus. I mean, win or lose, you're about the pick the nastiest fight since mankind drop-kicked the last demon out of this dimension. And that you don't do without me. If you want me, I'm on your team"
- "Well, you get a little speechy, all right? I breeze out. I got the Cliff Notes--honour and humanity. Absolute good. I heard it. So here's the plot twist--I'm in"
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