Lilah Quotes

  • "It's your people skills, you don't have any"
    Season 1
  • "Of course, if you don't sign we'll sue your ass off and kill your children"
    Season 2
  • "So your former boss has a soul, and you're losing yours. Why you're just new all over, aren't you?"
    Season 3
  • "What, no sweet kisses, no when can I see you again? Watch the dirty looks. It's what got me going in the first place. I'll give you this. You sure know how to channel your rage, frustration, and hate. Always a bigger turn on than love"
    Season 3
  • "I thought the come alone part was a particularly ironic touch. I mean, how else would you come?"
    Season 3
  • "Right. The worst spot in hell is reserved for those who betray... So don't pretend you're too good to work for us"
    Season 3
  • "You know, I always forget. At the very bottom of hell, in the ninth circle, the devil's frozen in ice, right? He's got three heads, three mouths, and these mouths are reserved for the worst sinners. I can't remember, who is in the center mouth? What was his name? The one person in all of human history who was deemed the greatest sinner. Who is it?"
    Season 3
  • "If you call jumping into a cesspool hell dimension a win"
    Season 3
  • "I'll have his arms broken"
    Season 3
  • "Great, let's short hand. You're a time-shifter. You recruited Holtz in the 18th century, put him on ice for a couple hundred years so he could pop up and stake Angel when he's least expecting it. But considering I have yet to put on my boogie shoes and dance on Angel's pile of dust, I'm imagining that Holtz isn't working fast enough for you. Which leads me to believe, you think my firm could expedite the process?"
    Season 3
  • "Not all people. Just men. He brings out a primal misogyny in them. Turns them into killers"
    Season 3
  • "I am not Lindsay McDonald. I don't switch sides whenever it gets tough. And since when is this your job? I thought Angel was the Dark Revenger"
    Season 3
  • "So what weíre dealing with is a single-minded vengeance machine with a blood lust to match. Thatís just (inhales) awesome"
    Season 3
  • "They donít crucify here. Itís too Christian"
    Season 3
  • "Let's just get it over with. That body's not going to dismember itself, you know"
    Season 4
  • "Kill you all in a bloody shower of violence, but, hey, greater good"
    Season 4
  • "Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon, or me?"
    Season 4
  • "Can kiss my ass too"
    Season 4
  • "Funny thing about black and white: you mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray. And I don't see your Texas gal pal wearing that color. Come to think of it, she prefers black"
    Season 4
  • "You know, Angel, coming from you, idle threats are so, well . . . idle"
    Season 4
  • "If I thought you'd ever trust me, I would never have played you like that"
    Season 4
  • "Look, Angel. I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands unless they're evil errands"
    Season 4
  • "Think of what you could do with the resources of Wolfram & Hart at your fingertips, the difference that would make. Nothing in this world is the way it ought to be. It's harsh, and it's cruel, but that's why there's you, Angel. You live as if the world were as it should be. With all this you can make it that way. People don't need an unyielding Champion. They need a man who knows the value of compromise and how to beat the system from inside the belly of the beast"
    Season 4
  • "Eww, please. Angelus drank from me, it's true, but like with most men, it was a one-way street. I was dead already"
    Season 4
  • "Oh, it's back, re-staffed and zombie free. We're bigger, better, and shinier than ever, and we want to give it to you"
    Season 4

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