Gunn Quotes

  • "I don't need to take advice from some middle-class white dude, that's dead"
    Season 1
  • "Somebody get me a lawyer, because my civil rights have seriously been violated. Oh, I get it, I get it. You all can cater to the demon, cater to the dead man, but what about the black man!"
    Season 1
  • "Pants-wetting, praying-the-lord-to-save-you kinda scared! All right?"
    Season 2
  • "Go on, English, make your move... because it'll be your last"
    Season 2
  • "A couple weeks ago he was wearing diapers. Now he's a teenager?"
    Season 3
  • "Actually, my bad feeling is more about the man standing behind you with a large revolver"
    Season 3
  • "Look, mono-chrome can yap all he wants about no-name's cosmic plan. But here's a little something I picked up rubbing mojos these past couple of years. The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease. That last shot always comes up question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you treat it all like it was up to you, the world in the balance, 'cause you never know when it is."
    Season 4
  • "Evil and pregnant? I'm guessin' it ain't cookies"
    Season 4
  • "Hey, I'm just the muscle"
    Season 4
  • "Two vampires hook up and for the only time in vamp history, have a kid-our boy, Connor. Then Connor grows up, knocks it out with Cordelia, a part-demon former higher being, and quick as you can say "Easy-Bake Oven" there's a gigantic bun in hers. I don't think we were too harsh"
    Season 4
  • "I don't get it. Wolfram & Hart is evil. The Big Bad is evil. Why go all Terminator on your own team?"
    Season 4
  • "Will you tell Fred that? If she thinks we're both stupid, I won't stand out as much"
    Season 4
  • "That's right, Sparky. Daddy's coming home. And I'm guessing there's going to be a spanking"
    Season 4
  • "You want to give us your evil law firm? We arenít lawyers!"
    Season 4
  • "Because I was weak. Because I wanted to be somebody that I wasn't. Because I don't know where I fit. Because I never did. Because a thousand other reasons that don't mean a damn 'cause she's gone. She's gone...and she's not coming back because of me. I did this, and I'm sorry. (starts crying) I'm sorry"
    Season 5
  • "It was just a piece of paper. I was losing it. Everything they put in my head, everything that made me different. Special. And he could fix it. Make it permanent. So I signed a piece of paper. It was a custom's release form. I didn't think anyone would get hurt"
    Season 5

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