Fred Quotes

  • "I know what it's like to be squirrelly and a freak"
    Season 2
  • "Why do girls want to look like that? I spent years in a cave starving, what's their excuse?"
    Season 3
  • "Gunn and I found your notes about the baby (pauses) the prophecy. You took him because you thought Angel was going to kill him. You were trying to protect him. Both of them. I just wanted you to know I understand that. (pauses) And I also wanted to say, I thought what Angel tried to do to you was wrong, and Iím sorry. But he was right to blame you, Wesley. You should have come to us. You should have trusted us instead of going to Holtz behind our back. You were supposed to be our friend, and you didnít evenÖ If Angel sees you again heíll kill you, Wesley. This time for real. Donít come back to the hotel. Ever. (walking away) The prophecy was false. Angel was never going to hurt Connor. It was all for nothing"
    Season 3
  • "Itís not that we donít trust you. I mean, we donít trust you, but the fact of the matter is your water broke all over the back seat"
    Season 3
  • "Hey, has anybody ever told you youíre exactly like Lassie? Youíre like Angelís Lassie. Sure, he does most of the saving, but itís your visions that tell him that Timmyís stuck in the well or the robbers are hiding in the barn. He really needs and depends on you"
    Season 3
  • "I do know one thing. You're out of your league. What you're up against, he'll make you his bitch, just like the Beast"
    Season 4
  • "There's only one bitch here, and I'm looking at him"
    Season 4
  • "You know what they say about payback? Well, I'm the bitch"
    Season 4
  • "I'm still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and being someone's bitch"
    Season 4
  • "Right. Time and some corporal punishment with a large, heavy mallet. Not that I'm bitter"
    Season 4
  • "He said Make sure, wait You don't think he was referring to anything of mine that's fluffy do you? Because that would just be inappropriate"
    Season 4
  • "Mandy, huh? It must kill you he's got a jones for the power ballads"
    Season 4
  • "Do you ever think their relationship is maybe a little bit. . . icky?"
    Season 4
  • "Girls, guys...puppies. He's pretty much an equal-opportunity saver"
    Season 5
  • "Nope. Standard-issue science nerd. I did spend 5 years in a demon dimension...till Angel saved me"
    Season 5
  • "Angel killed him with a pen"
    Season 5
  • "My God...you're so full of crap"
    Season 5

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