Cordelia Quotes

  • "Wow you look half dead, which for someone who is completely dead would be kinda neat?"
    Season 1
  • "Well, judging by the outfit, I guess it's safe to come in. Evil Angel would've never worn those pants"
    Season 1
  • "He can fight off donkey demons who rip people's GUTS out, but he can't help one defenseless actress from a psycho? What is your thing?"
    Season 1
  • "He's culturally retarded that way"
    Season 1
  • "Okay. I learned that I have two people I trust absolutely with my life. And that part's new"
    Season 1
  • "I learned something, too. I learned, um, men are evil? Oh wait, I knew that. I learned that LA is full of self-serving phonies. No, had that one down, too. Ahh...sex is bad?"
    Season 1
  • "Don't worry, Hell will freeze over before I have sex with him"
    Season 1
  • "Angel, it's not Wesley's fault that some british guy ruined your... oh wait, that was you. Go on"
    Season 1
  • "Someone with that much body art is gonna have a different definition of civic duty"
    Season 1
  • "What do you think I am superficial? I mean you are half demon that is so far down on the list. Way under short and poor. Is there anything else I should know?"
    Season 1
  • "Well, the guy's a bonafide hero. Would it kill him to put on some tights and a cape and go earn us a little free publicity?"
    Season 1
  • "All right I'm here. What's the big emergency? This in-the-middle-of-the-night hours are really eating into my potential social life"
    Season 1
  • "Does giant tentacle spew come out with dry cleaning?"
    Season 1
  • "I am good for exactly two things. International superstar or helping a vampire with a soul to rid the world of evil"
    Season 1
  • "Oh please they've got the forbidden love of all time. They've been apart for months. Now he's suddenly human. I'm sure they're down there just having tea and crackers. Let me explain the lore here, okay? They suffer, they fight, that's business as usual. They get groiny with one another, the world as we know it falls apart"
    Season 1
  • "She killed him! She Killed him! Oops, my bad! That's just dust I forgot to sweep under the rug"
    Season 1
  • "Oh yeah, the Buffy and Angel show. First they talk out their differences, then they punch them out"
    Season 1
  • "Batten down the hatches, here comes hurricane Buffy"
    Season 1
  • "Hey, you look troubled . . . or is that just your lazy eye?"
    Season 1
  • "I finally get invited to a nice place with no mirrors and lots of curtains hey! You're a vampire!"
    Season 1
  • "Wesley, stop kissing butt. It's not like we get over time"
    Season 1
  • "You used to be a person. Did you never party? Did people not gather in older times?"
    Season 1
  • "Whether you want to believe it or not, you are in big time danger! I’m Vision Girl. I saw you"
    Season 1
  • "Tiffany’s! God! And the whole night I was bored silly. All I could think about is if this wimp saw a monster he’d probably throw his shoe at it and run like a weasel! Turns out the shoe part was giving him too much credit. As if I wasn't confused enough, then Doyle comes along and rescues me like some badly dressed super hero"
    Season 1
  • "So I've gotta kill myself. I swore when I went down this road with Xander Harris, I'd rather be dead than date a fixer upper again"
    Season 1

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